I’m going to see Pete Davidson tomorrow night and if I don’t wake up pregnant Wednesday morning I will be very disappointed. (understatement of the year) (This dying alone blog brought to you by the Netflix show “You”) I am honestly so sick of swiping along these gross dating sites when the fact of the…

My antidepressants for the past 2-3 weeks have been butter & cheese. I’m overwhelmed. I have too much on my plate. And not in the good way, like when you order an appetizer sampler. Moving halfway across the Island hasn’t been as easy as it was exciting. One could say I bit off more than…

The day after Christmas I signed the papers and got the keys to my new house. There are times when I feel happy and accomplished. And there are even more times where I feel like Austin Powers when his dad wasn’t at his spy school graduation. I can’t find anything to gratify me emotionally. Sometimes…

There are days where I am mostly okay. I can get up and be productive and eat and go outside. Basically, I can do anything a regular human can do. But then there are weeks like this week. Where amazing and positive things keep happening to me. And when it hits me, the positivity just slides…

You guys know how I’m obsessed with my food privileges right? I am obsessed. To me food is the ultimate form of treat yourself. So it goes without saying tacos are a true delight. I appreciate tacos of all different qualities. From Taco Bell to taco trucks to restaurants with table cloths that also have…

For the first Thanksgiving without my dad I was sad but in the comfort of people I consider family. There was laughing, amazing food, puppies, different cheeses, and love. I couldn’t ask for a warmer welcome. Especially when I clearly barged in and invited myself to the party. Fast forward to 2AM on Black Friday….

I spent my Monday night the way any 26-year old girl does, drinking casamigos with my favorite guy friend, eating cheese burgers, and complaining about my love life or lack their of. It was the perfect kind of night. He cut my already a crop top shirt. Now my nipples are freezing. Now I am…

All summer long I had been “Hey-Arnolding”, which is obviously doing good deeds without being asked or posting it on social media. (Not sleeping with guys who have girlfriends, donating a dollar to supermarket charities, recycling etc.) I guess you could say I’m a real hero. With all this good-doing garbage I feel stuck in…

The title of this blog is because I am drunk and I bought a case of my favorite Malbec. (and also because who among us doesn’t love some Sherlock Holmes. OPEN AND SHUT CASE WATSON. Get it? Am I over explaining this joke? Well then…) For the past 48 hours I have been on a…

The saddest I get when I think about my dad is when I’m out in the world living my life and something will happen to me that is either funny, disturbing, or just noteworthy. When he was here physically I would text him and call him all the time.  Person was mean to me-text Something…