I just had a cry-gasm. (with Beverly– my vibrator) Jesus. It felt really good. And then I thought about how on Christmas (which is less than a month away) I will have not have had sex for almost a year okay, I had sex once in 2019. But I didn’t like it. Like at all….

If you know what Co-Star is, you know that on a daily basis it gives you a little piece of advice specific to you. And today mine was “Think about what do you do when you fear someone.” And at first, I was terrified. (And I refused) <- dramatic much? Thinking about losing someone made…

I write this as my 1,000 year old neighbor is throwing an absolute rager tonight. A couple days from now will be a whole year my dad has been gone. Honestly, the year has been a free fall. An identity crisis. Trying to figure out who appreciates you. A creepy Uber driver in Santa Barbara…

Lately I’ve been eating soup in July. Miso soup here Lemon chicken soup there. (Sometimes she’ll take a bisque instead) I’ve been relying on soup to give me that warm feeling that humans used to give me inside. I don’t put myself out there. I know what’s out there. 5 out of every 300 people…

I don’t think dating is for me right now. It’s not that I don’t want to date. It’s just that every time someone isn’t Pete Davidson on Hinge I literally get …Angry. Like why aren’t you funny? Why aren’t you cute? Why don’t you look like shaggy from scooby doo? My new summer quote: “Men…

I decided for my dad’s birthday I didn’t want to be in New York. It was kinda depressing. (Obviously) I didn’t know how to handle my dad’s birthday without him. Do I celebrate him so I sulk? Do I sit around and look at old pictures? Do I go to Prime and order his steak…

I’m sorry for being in love at you and not with you. Sorry I’ll probably never tell you even though it’s pretty clear and obvious. Sorry that I blame you for making me feel crazy. Sorry that I tend to get jealous. Sorry that I’m such a bitch sometimes. But I’m working on my impulses….

I had this gut feeling that you missed me as much as I missed you. And that maybe things were going to be a little bit different this time around. But a wise woman named Jojo once said: “You don’t like me You like the chase to be real” Why is a teenager from 2006…

My love life has been “non-existent.”  But this time around I don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything like I may have many times before. Why? Because I’ve figured out what I want finally.  This:   I wish I had what John Mulaney & his wife have. And I feel like I no longer want to settle…

Vegas started before I even got to the airport. I wasn’t sure was I was in for but I did know that I was going to the desert. (is it “desert” or “dessert”? I don’t care because this weekend both were delicious) As far as skincare was concerned I doused myself in coconut oil. Head-to-toe….