There are days like today where I get high and lay in bed naked for two to five hours. And there’s days where I actually do things and actually go places. The other day was of the fun and magical variety. Why? We were in the Hamptons. (The absolute best place to be when weather…

My Most Authentic Self I may have already used the term “Most Authentic Self” in previous posts. But I feel like in the past few months of my hibernation I have been in a constant state of self discovering. I love the people I am surrounding myself with and the places I am going. I…

Currently sitting at the Moxy trying to catch a buzz with some Bloody Mary action. What? its 2:45pm. Jeanine is cutting up our broccoli because she’s a mom and I am 12 years old. Anywayyyyyys. I was here a couple weeks ago when Pete Davidson was swapping saliva with Kate Beckinsale. It was obviously to…

Sorry I’ve been MIA lately. I wrote a blog a week ago and I hated it. And I figured If I wouldn’t wanna read it why the fuck would YOU want to read it. The past two weeks I did nothing. So depressed and unmotivated and yuck. I didnt get out of bed. I would…

It alllllll started on Valentine’s Day. Well, technically it all started on my friends birthday about 3 or 4 years ago. I met him on a train. I must have this way about me on trains because I pick up more men on the LIRR and MTA than I ever have on bumble or at…

I didn’t really want to write but its been a while and I didnt really want to leave you hanging. xoxox I have been having a sexy couple of weekends y’all. Eating and drinking and drinking and drinking and then some more eating. Talking to strangers. Then, talking to people I used to hangout with…

The picture above is accurate. And not without lack of effort. I feel like I’ve been putting myself out there the most recently. Not because I crave dick. But like companionship is nice I say it over and over again like nice gestures go a long way. Please send me a drink. Simple texts. I…

  You are.  It’s short. But, that’s where it begins. You existing is where it all begins.  Seeing you in a crowded room Seeing your name pop up on any given screen Everytime Feels like seeing color for the first time Smells like a home cooked meal for the first time  You make me feel brand new & clean Even when our laundry gets dirty  Sometimes…

You can tell by the year round lit up trees in the background that I am clearly at Prime in Huntington. If you aren’t from Long Island, Prime is a glorious restaurant where people go to pretend to be fancy for one marvelous evening. It is the kind of place you go to to make…

I regret to inform you that Pete Davidson did not get me pregnant last night. Not only did we not make skin contact. We barely made eye contact. It was a dark comedy club. What do you want from me? But we did breath the same air. So, I was vibing with the PDE. (Pete…