I don’t think dating is for me right now.

It’s not that I don’t want to date. It’s just that every time someone isn’t Pete Davidson on Hinge I literally get …Angry.

Like why aren’t you funny?

Why aren’t you cute?

Why don’t you look like shaggy from scooby doo?

My new summer quote:

“Men are friends not food”

Because I don’t want any of you in my mouth.

I feel like my standards are not that high at all. I should have flew that bus boy back to New York when I had the chance.

But this is a new mind set for me for a couple reasons.

One in particular, usually when I haven’t had sex in a very long time (7 months currently) my standards usually become more loosey goose. Everyone starts looking like an option.

But this time around the longer I wait the more stubborn I become.

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Anyways there aren’t many other updates.

I didn’t write a birthday blog because my birthday was boring.

I’m in the market for remodeling my kitchen.

Being an adult is so boring.

I was reading my old blogs and my life used to be so much more lively.

Then again I had a lot more sex and a lot less responsibility.

Who tricked me into this lifestyle ?