My Most Authentic Self

I may have already used the term “Most Authentic Self” in previous posts. But I feel like in the past few months of my hibernation I have been in a constant state of self discovering. I love the people I am surrounding myself with and the places I am going.

I go through waves of different vibes in my universe.

Sometimes I feel invincible.

Sometimes I feel scared, vulnerable, and I think everyone is trying to murder me.

But, last weekend I had strictly “God is a Woman” vibes.
I feel like I’m finally in the right place living the right way. I feel like where I am supposed to be and everything has been leading up to this moment.

Maybe it’s because the sun came out and for once it wasn’t 10 degrees on the water.

I’ve really never felt more myself though. What a feeling.

Ass Ass & Sin

I was in my fucking element Saturday night you guys. The only thing I love more than being at a strip club or a comedy club is killing two birds with one stone and doing them both at the same time. Pole dancers have the best bodies ever. Can you be more inspired for your summer body by anything else?

The comedians were everything. I actually recognized a couple of them from some Netflix things such as “The Fix” (the one with Jimmy Carr, apparently there’s two shows called “The Fix” one is clearly better than the other… you do the math)

Tell Me Something Good

The song “Tell Me Something Good” by Rufus & Chaka Khan probably played 400 times in a 48-72 hour period. And I couldn’t really complain because I was quite literally the vibe of my weekend.

All around good news, good people, good vibes, good laughs, good food.

Sunday, me and my friend did a regular Sunday funday.
Hungover Chicken & Waffles. (my chicken was vegetarian)
went shopping in the various Brooklyn stores
and then we went back to Sam’s to watch “Now Apocalypse” and do my birth chart.

Sam also had some Oracle Tarot cards.
I love that Sam is becoming a sorcerer. Since I have been looking to make a deal with a witch to live my best life.

According to the Oracle, I have already met my soulmate.

Which is SUCH A RELIEF.

I’m sick of meeting new people.
Please stop sending me your dick pics.

Birth Right

This weekend I’ve also just been going into little boutiques and living my best life.
Buying things I do not need has been my birth right these days.

Retail Therapy has really helped me reach another level of enlightenment I didn’t think I could achieve. Yet here I am. Living my life and doing the most.

I love you all.

See you in hell xoxox

P.S.
The night I went to the Comedy Pole Dancing show… I ordered my usual.
Calamari, Mozzarella sticks, Guacamole n Chips, Bruschetta, & A cheese plate.
Alexa ordered Tacos.

The Waitress asked me, “Are you really going to eat all that?”

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