Currently sitting at the Moxy trying to catch a buzz with some Bloody Mary action.
What? its 2:45pm.

Jeanine is cutting up our broccoli because she’s a mom and I am 12 years old.

Anywayyyyyys.

I was here a couple weeks ago when Pete Davidson was swapping saliva with Kate Beckinsale. It was obviously to make me jealous.

Whatever. Am I over it? WILL I EVER BE OVER IT?

Who’s to say?

Anyways.

I think venting is such a valid form of freedom.

So much so, that me and my best friend will set aside days just to order in food and complain and talk about boys and life and food and drink our cares away.

And you might be thinking Jackie, that is such a negative way of thinking. Why would you want to sit around and complain all day and fatten your life away?
Why don’t you do yoga, and make a vision board, and eat some fruit.

Listen to me.

There is nothing better to me than hanging out with my weird friend, sucking down some bloody Marys that I’m already feeling because all I had today was hashbrowns.
and just straight up venting.

Whats the difference between me and my friend sucking down some BMs (Bloody Marys definitely not bowel movements, god you guys are gross)

We’ve also decided that this beverage should’ve been named “The Bloody Mistress.”
I’m just all around better at thinking when I’ve had a BM ( Bloody Mary aka Bloody Mistress aka Bowel Movement aka Barry Manilow aka Bill Murray)

Somebodyyyyy stop meeeeee.

Yet here I am at the Moxy.

And literally nobody is trying to stop me

(Tragic)

Honestly I am so peaceful right now.

Doing what I love (blogging)

Hanging out with someone that I don’t wanna super duper murder (Jeanine)

and I had Broccoli and BM’s . It doesn’t get healthier than that .

Things I have to complain about for all of you who are like … “what does a girl like you have to complain about?”

Honestly I wanna get the fat sucked out of my chin.
I hate my skin.
My accountant bullied me last week im still not over it.
I haven’t seen anyone naked in forever.

and that’s about it .

Because for the most part I have really wonderful people to lean on and everything feels okay.

I know you guys are like why is she posting so many pictures of this cafe she’s at ??

We’ll
1. I am v drunk and im just having an amazing artsy time with it all

2. I’m just feeling these amazing mellow vibes and I honestly want you to feel my crazy peaceful vibes.

3. I literally want you here with me.

4. Wendy Williams loves cocaine the way I love cocaine.

I love you all and I hope you let your feelings out the way I have .

Let it all fucking out

okay I drank too much ill see you never