I didn’t really want to write but its been a while and I didnt really want to leave you hanging. xoxox

I have been having a sexy couple of weekends y’all. Eating and drinking and drinking and drinking and then some more eating.

Talking to strangers. Then, talking to people I used to hangout with when I was in elementary school.

I would like to stresssss to you that the past two weekends the only men appreciating me were gay guys.

The first weekend:

What could I say?

It was the best of everything. I sang. I danced. I drank. I ate. I laughed.

I looooooooove a good potluck.

I love a place where I can eat all I want with little to no shame

Potlucks. All you can eat buffets. Any given drive thru. And..your boyfriends house. BYE

Pretty sure and correct me if I’m wrong…

I said “Honestly, im having a wonderful time.” 850000 times.

I love dancing to oldies and drinking champagne. it was a true girly-fest.

and to top it all off there was indeed a photo shoot.

The second weekend:

It was one of my best friends birthdays

She is my favorite breed of human because she is of a very supportive nature but she’s crazy like me. which I love because I find her v relatable.

It was a pajama/ lingerie party. but I was high and took a 5 hour nap so I accidentally wore regular clothes instead of the prostate clothes I planned on wearing. This is what I wanted to wear to the party:

If you know me, you know I love a good nude.

And if you know me well you know I love a good lingerie booty picture.

But due to my alcoholism and such I didn’t take any SAM DID TTHOUGH. and I live for every single one of them.

She was a true queen in her natural habitat and honestly im so happy to see that she was surrounded by such good people

Honestly everyone could use the Sam set up as far as roommates go. Ive never seen a group of such great roommates since “New Girl”

Look at that happy girl ❤

Ugh I love her. and I love her outfit.

I guess it was so nice to have such feminine energy around me these past two weeks.

If I had to make a gratitude list for this week it would probably go something like this:

1. Thankful for my friends who listen to me be crazy or are there for me even if I don’t feel like being there at all.

2. Thankful for Sam’s soup and her cooking things that are ball-shaped.

3. Thankful for shopping sprees.

4. Thankful for Pilates

5. Thankful for champagne.

Sorry  I haven’t been very talkative. I’ve been kinda weird and moody.

But I’ve also been happy getting my house together for the Spring/Summer.

Summer 2019 might be the most wild shit you’ve ever heard.

I can’t wait to ruin your lives.