The picture above is accurate. And not without lack of effort. I feel like I’ve been putting myself out there the most recently. Not because I crave dick. But like companionship is nice

I say it over and over again like nice gestures go a long way.

Please send me a drink. Simple texts.

I don’t want you to tell me how much you love me and buy me the whole liquor store. But like.

Just ask me how I am. Wanna catch a terrible movie and make mean commentary the whole time?

Anyways, if I can give you any pointers at all. Do the opposite of this :

If you are doing romance correctly I will want to be sexy for you.

Don’t demand it from me. I will lecture you.

Talk about the world.

Make me laugh.

Make me think.

Make me feel.

Make me think you’re worth an ounce of my time or effort.

I know there are girls out there who are falling for it. Because I ask some guys if this garbage actually works and they say yes. And if they’re not lying…. I know you just want to feel warm and happy and loved. I’m not judging you for living your best hoe life

Please do not reward this behavior.

It’s okay to want to be a hoe and want a one night stand every once in a while or if it’s your early 20s every other weekend. But I’m just saying make sure they are making it worth your while.

And if you find a guy like Nick. Tell him why he’s gross.

Tell him exactly why he’s gross.